For more than a hundred centuries an illustrator has sat immobile in his golden office chair. He is the master of Flash-based character generation systems by the will of the gods and creator of some A1 prints
by the might of his inexhaustible pens.
He is a serious nerd, writhing invisibly with power from some relatively cheap technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Awesomeness for whom a thousand lines of code are written every day. Yet even in his reclusive state, the illustrator continues his eternal search for commissions.
Vast armies paste stickers carrying His name on uncounted town centre wheelie bins. Greatest amongst his drawings are the Adeptus Astartes, bio-engineered super-warriors scanned, coloured and randomised using The Space Marine System...